Admiral Awesome or Captain Oblivious? This is an excellent example of Too Much Information. This guy's security clearance has got to be rock bottom. "Can we even trust him with public information?"
So... There's a point where it becomes too much. Does this guy talk like this with newspapers, I'm hoping he's smart enough to do it only to mess with Femme and Clark, but... From her reaction, that might not be it.
AA's name should be changed to Captain Clueless, as he's completely clueless to the fact that some/most of his audience has no desire to hear of his exploits.
Then again, if you wanted to introduce a foreign element to the strip, he could be renamed Oberst Oblivious...
