CP "You do know that fanfic doesn't count right?"
MM "No seriously I have a picture of her kissing me on the cheek!" -points offscreen-
CP "Wait how long has the creepy stalker alter been there?"
MM "IT IS A MURAL OF OUR LOVE!"
Either that or just points out the past tense of that last sentence
Clark: [ Thought bubble ] Well, I just need some time to out-smart this guy, which should not be too hard. Clearly, he was using Intelligence and Wisdom as dump stats when everything else was being maxed out.